Look out, banquet hall– Waldo’s always had a love/hate relationship with food which is why, more than anything else, he’s conflicted in this picture. He feels like he’s chronically underweight, can’t build muscle, and is worried he appears weak. He is trying to eat mainly protein, despite the fact that the only meat available in this picture is a shapeless, completely unrecognizable animal with four identically-sized drumsticks and no head. He bypassed the traditional medieval “spaghetti table” and the “banana creme pie” fight table, in order to avoid carbs and refined sugar. He wears horizontal stripes in an effort to disguise what he sees as his “blatant physical inadequacies.”
Click the image to enlarge and find a super self-conscious Waldo.