Look, it’s not like he expects everything to run flawlessly, but would it be so hard to have an Amtrak-style train that didn’t have 1930’s-style hobos on the roof? Is it not possible to have commuter trains on a separate track from outdated cattle-toting steam engines? This system is as broken as the scale weighing the fat man in the lower left corner of this picture. It’s not that Waldo doesn’t want to use public transit– he’s genuinely tired of walking everywhere. But this place is so hectic and overcrowded it’s enough to make him sign up for a Zipcar account.
click to enlarge and find a waldo who is literally about 10 minutes away from just sucking it up and paying for a cab